Once upon a time, there was an HP OfficeJet Pro 9015 All-in-One Printer—a true workhorse, a reliable companion, a desk-side friend. This printer was the Swiss Army knife of office gadgets: it could print, it could scan, it could copy, and it even pretended to fax because who faxes anymore? Through thick and thin, it printed reports, scanned receipts, and photocopied birthday invitations like a champ.
But every great story has a twist, and for this faithful printer, it came in the form of an inexplicable and wholly imaginary “document feeder jam” error. A jam that didn’t exist. We looked. We poked around with flashlights. We fished around with tweezers like highly skilled surgeons. Nothing. Yet still, every attempt to scan produced that same heartbreaking message: “Document feeder jam.” It was as if the printer had become haunted by the ghost of a phantom paper jam lurking somewhere between the rollers and our sanity.
And so, with a heavy heart, I realized it was time to let this printer go. It was time for it to find a new home, maybe even a new purpose. So now, the printer waits patiently for its next chapter at 1650 Zanker Road, suite 130, on the ground floor. No appointment is needed, there is no need to message me—I won’t respond anyway. Just come, take it, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be the one to clear its “jam.”
Give this faithful OfficeJet Pro a second chance. You could be the one to solve the mystery of the jam that never was! Or just enjoy its reliable printing and copying because—let’s face it—that part still works like a dream.